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    June 14

    Types of Women خخخخخخخخخخ

     
     
    HARD-DISK Woman:
    She remembers everything, FOREVER.
     
    RAM Woman:
    She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
     
    WINDOWS Woman:
    Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
     
    EXCEL Woman:
    They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic
    needs.
     
    SCREENSAVER Woman:
    She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
     
    INTERNET Woman:
    Difficult to access.
     
    SERVER Woman:
    Always busy when you need her.
     
    MULTIMEDIA Woman:
    She makes horrible things look beautiful.
     
    CD-ROM Woman:
    She is always faster and faster.
     
    E-MAIL Woman:
    Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
     

    VIRUS Woman:
     
    Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself
    and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if
    you don't try to uninstall
    her you will lose everything

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    narimanwrote:
    موضوع لطيف وظريف ، وأنا متأكدة أن 98 % من النساء هن الصنف الأخير ^_^
    وألف مبروك على النجاح مع إنها متأخرة ، بس توني أدخل سبيسك
    شكرا
    May 2
     
    السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته
    هلا ومرحبا أختي
    جيف الحال عساج بخير إن شاء الله
    حبيت أبارك لج بمناسبة قدوم الشهر الفضيل رمضان
    عاده الله علينا وعليج وعلى جميع المسملين بالخير والطاعات
    والله يتقبل طاعاتكم
    وتحياتي لج

    وفقك ِ الله لما يحبه ويرضى لدينك ِ ودنياك ِ
    أختج في الله
    ذات
     
    Sept. 22

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